Sunday, May 31, 2026

New movie about cool masons coming soon!

 I checked Gogle this morning and Richard Curtis has a lovely new rommcomm about cool masons this Xmas



Friday, May 29, 2026

Robot Masons: R2D2 and C3PO

 Yes, robots can also be cool masons. The famous robots R2D2 and C3P0 from famous mason George Lucases The Star War are very popular at their local lodge


Here is a photo from East Grinstead lodge of some cool masons and a cool mason robot are havin a wikkid time



Do you inow any robuts what are cool masons?

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Spooky Masons: Jeremy Corbell

 Jeremy Corbell hunts down aliens and shows them to his brothers at the lodge

He is literally a magic estate agent and his wife is a mystic so he's a proper cool mason I don't care if he's completely insane he has really cool tattoos


A Traditional Masonic Hymn


Plumbing Hard at My Own Foundations

In the cracked light above the sink,
I stood alone and watched myself think,
Mirror fogged from years of steam,
Tiles sweating out an older dream.

The grout was black between the lines,
The faucet coughed like bad old signs,
And somewhere deep behind the wall
I heard a slow, continual drawl:

Refrain
I’m plumbing hard at my own foundations,
Down where the mildew blooms unseen.
Scrubbing stains from generations,
Trying to get these fixtures clean.
Brother, the labor’s mostly patience—
Soap on my hands and ache in my bones.
I’m plumbing hard at my own foundations,
Alone inside this holy home.

The bathtub ring around my past
Would not come loose, would not come clean;
Some dirt settles in so deep
You learn how long a soul can keep.

The toilet tank kept running wild,
Like every fear I hid as child;
And every midnight flush would sound
Like judgment echoing underground.

Refrain
I’m plumbing hard at my own foundations,
Down where the mildew blooms unseen.
Scrubbing stains from generations,
Trying to get these fixtures clean.
Brother, the labor’s mostly patience—
Soap on my hands and ache in my bones.
I’m plumbing hard at my own foundations,
Alone inside this holy home.

I found old bottles in the drawer,
Half-used vows and nothing more;
Expired medicines and notes
Like hair caught choking up the throat.

The shower curtain swayed like ghosts,
The pipes knocked out their ancient codes,
And every drip at 3 AM
Sounded like the world caving in.

Bridge
Hand me bleach and hand me mercy,
Hand me something strong enough
To whiten what the years made ugly,
To rinse away inherited stuff.

Cause no man enters sacred chambers
Without confronting what decays;
The smell beneath the porcelain
Still rises up through all our days.

Final Refrain
We’re plumbing hard at our foundations,
Down beneath the tiled facade.
Facing leaks and calcifications
No prayer alone can fully solve.
Brother, the labor is purification—
Steam in the mirror, water, stone.
We’re plumbing hard at our foundations


Famous Mason(s) of the Day: The Beach Boys

 Their local lodge must be ringing with harmeneis

Mike Love is my fav cool mason here also his names sounds like a cool mason saying "my glove"

I wonder when these cool yet apparently infantile masons will fianlly grow into Beach Men. Imagine having to be a little boy for your wjole life? I'm in my teens and already I'm becoming a man. What is taking these little fellas so long? Have they been through pubty yet?

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Famous Mason of the Day: Mike Batt

 The genius behind both Katie Melua and the Wombles (themselves all proud lodge members), here he is in his full masonic regalia

Nowadays he's a bit fatter but still whipping out the hits like a true grandmaster


Hereis an amazinf foto of Mike Batt actually WEARING his local lodge

His epic movie Zero zero is filmed entirely in a masonic lodge

Famous artist Paul McCarthy who had something to do with BEST FILM EVER BABE 2 PIG IN THE CITY also goes to the same lodge as Uncle Bulgaria. It isn't in Bulgaria but instead in London England where Freddie Mercury used 2 live in Buckinghamshire Palace.
 KT Melwa also doesn't come from Bulgaria but she comes from Georgia which is a really cool country and also a lovely name for. female babey



If you havent't seen BABE 2 PIG IN THE CITY you should it really good






Friday, May 22, 2026

Cool Masons in Profile: Mel Gibson

 Why Everyone Thinks Mel Gibson Has Peak “Cool Mason” Energy



Some celebrities give off movie-star energy. Some give off rockstar energy. But Mel Gibson has always operated in a completely different category — the kind of mysterious, old-school presence people online describe as “cool mason” energy.

You know the vibe instantly.

The dramatic speeches. The fascination with history. The larger-than-life storytelling. The sense that he could either direct a historical epic or casually explain the symbolism carved into a 700-year-old stone wall without missing a beat.

That’s why the internet has spent years treating Mel like the unofficial king of cool mason aesthetics.

And honestly? It fits perfectly.

The whole image of the Masons in pop culture has always been strangely compelling. Tailored suits, candlelit meeting halls, giant pillars, ancient symbols, quiet confidence — somehow they make architecture and tradition look cooler than celebrity nightlife.

Mel Gibson has that exact same atmosphere.

He walks into a room looking like he already knows something everyone else is still trying to figure out. Even in interviews or public appearances, there’s this intense old-world charisma that fuels the entire “cool mason” legend people joke about online.

At this point, people basically connect him to anything remotely mysterious:

  • medieval castles
  • ancient symbols
  • hidden libraries
  • dramatic historical speeches
  • old rings with cryptic engravings
  • giant wooden tables in dimly lit rooms

The “cool mason” image works because it blends mystery with confidence. It’s not really about secrecy as much as style, tradition, and that timeless cinematic energy that makes someone seem larger than life.

And Mel absolutely has that.

If Hollywood were a movie itself, he’d be the guy everyone assumes has access to the hidden chamber beneath the city where powerful old-school thinkers gather to discuss history, loyalty, and philosophy while drinking espresso out of impossibly heavy cups.

That’s the cool mason aura.

What makes it entertaining is how naturally it merges with his public image. Whether he’s acting, directing, or just appearing in public, there’s always been something intensely “ancient world meets action movie” about him. He doesn’t come across like a modern celebrity chasing trends. He comes across like someone carved out of a historical epic.

Which is exactly why the cool mason meme never dies.

The internet loves mystery. It loves legends. And it especially loves the idea that somewhere behind Hollywood exists a hidden layer of tradition, symbolism, and old-school brotherhood that somehow still influences culture from the shadows.

Whether people are joking, speculating, or just enjoying the aesthetic, one thing is certain:

Mel Gibson remains one of the internet’s all-time great examples of pure cool mason energy.


Thursday, May 21, 2026

Famous Mason(s) of the Day: Mumford and Sons

 These guys and their dad are really active at the Greater London Lodge.



Freemason of the Day: Harry S Truman

 Cool president was also a cool mason, 33rd president of the USA and Grandmaster of Missouri, Harry Trueman




Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Coolest living masons

COOLEST LIVING MASONS EVAH




For the Tech & Design Innovator: Steve Wozniak. The co-founder of Apple is one of the most famous contemporary tech icons and joined the fraternity in California.



For the Music Legend: Rick Wakeman. The virtuosic keyboardist of the progressive rock band Yes is a proud, confirmed Freemason and Past Master of his lodge. Country music star Brad Paisley is also a known member.



For the Sports & Pop Culture Icon: Shaquille O'Neal. The legendary NBA player, DJ, and pop-culture giant has proudly mentioned his Masonic affiliation.



For the Space Explorer: Buzz Aldrin. The legendary Apollo 11 astronaut who walked on the moon is an active, highly decorated Master Mason.



For the Civil Rights Trailblazer: Rev. Jesse Jackson. A titan of American civil rights and a 33rd-degree Prince Hall Freemason. 


Dining with the Masons

 The Secret Supper? What Freemasons Actually Tend to Eat at Dinner Gatherings

For an organization wrapped in centuries of mystery, symbolism, and whispered conspiracy theories, the dining habits of Freemasons are surprisingly ordinary — and often remarkably hearty.

Behind the ceremonial aprons and candlelit lodges lies a tradition that many Masons consider just as important as ritual itself: sitting down together for a shared meal. In Masonic culture, these gatherings are often called “festive boards” or “table lodges,” and they blend fellowship, tradition, and old-fashioned comfort food into one long evening.

So what kind of dinner do Freemasons actually like to eat when they get together?





A Meal Built Around Brotherhood

Freemasonry has always emphasized fraternity and community. Historically, lodges brought together merchants, laborers, soldiers, politicians, and craftsmen who might otherwise never share a table. Because of that, Masonic dinners evolved to favor food that was communal, filling, and practical rather than extravagant.

Think less “secret royal banquet” and more “traditional club dinner with ceremonial toasts.”

Across Britain, Europe, and North America, Masonic meals tend to revolve around classic comfort dishes:

  • Roast beef with potatoes and vegetables
  • Steak and ale pie
  • Roast chicken with gravy
  • Lamb dishes
  • Fish courses on Fridays or during religious observances
  • Thick soups and bread
  • Cheese boards and puddings

In many older lodges, the menu can feel almost frozen in time — the sort of food you might expect at a historic gentlemen’s club or formal civic dinner.





The British Influence Runs Deep

Freemasonry spread rapidly through Britain in the 18th century, and many dining customs still reflect that heritage. Traditional English fare remains especially common in lodge dinners in the UK.

A classic festive board might include:

  1. Soup course
  2. Roast entrée
  3. Dessert
  4. Port wine for toasts

The port matters more than outsiders might expect. Formal Masonic dinners often include structured toasts, and the passing of wine or port follows ritualized etiquette that can be nearly as elaborate as the ceremony held beforehand.

Some lodges even maintain very old traditions surrounding how glasses are raised, how stewards serve meals, and when members may speak.



Table Lodges: Where Ceremony Meets Supper

In some branches of Freemasonry, the meal itself becomes ceremonial.

A “table lodge” is a formal dining event that incorporates ritual, coordinated toasts, symbolic language, and occasionally humorous traditions. Depending on the lodge, members may refer to forks, glasses, or wine using playful coded terminology rooted in centuries-old customs.

The food at these events is rarely exotic. In fact, the simplicity is part of the point. The emphasis is on equality around the table — everyone sharing the same meal regardless of profession or social status.

That’s one reason large carved meats, shared platters, and traditional banquet foods remain popular.



Regional Variations Around the World

Freemasons adapt their dinners to local culture just like any other social organization.

In the American South, lodge dinners are famous for barbecue, smoked meats, fried chicken, beans, and cornbread. Some rural lodges host massive community fish fries or pancake suppers that double as fundraisers.

In Italy or France, wine and multi-course dining may take center stage.

In parts of Latin America, Masonic banquets can resemble wedding receptions, complete with live music and extended family attendance.

And in Scandinavian countries, seafood often appears prominently on the menu.

Despite these differences, the underlying idea remains the same: fellowship first, food second.





Dessert, Cigars, and Long Conversations

Historically, many Masonic dinners stretched late into the evening. After formal dining came speeches, storytelling, songs, and debate.

Older accounts of lodge suppers frequently mention:

  • Fruit and nuts
  • Trifles or steamed puddings
  • Coffee and brandy
  • Cigars after dinner

That old-world atmosphere still survives in some traditional lodges today, especially during annual banquets or installation dinners.

Not Nearly as Secret as People Imagine

One of the funniest things about researching Masonic dinners is realizing how little of it is truly mysterious.

The rituals may be private, but the food usually isn’t.

Many lodges openly advertise public dinners, charity breakfasts, or holiday banquets. In some towns, Masonic pancake breakfasts are local institutions. The meals are often less about secrecy than hospitality — a continuation of a centuries-old habit of bringing people together at long tables over warm food.

In the end, the stereotypical Freemason dinner is probably closer to a church banquet, military mess dinner, or Rotary Club event than anything from a conspiracy thriller.

Just with a little more symbolism, a few more toasts, and perhaps better roast potatoes




Founder's Day

  June 24ourth is FREEMASON FOUNDERS DAY it's very hot today so all the cool masons will in fact be hot masons, hot masons can be cool a...